Monday, October 30, 2017
Reasons to visit the Philippines
These are just 25 of the many reasons why people visit the Philippines.
Tuesday, October 24, 2017
Elementary Algebra pdf
this is the most usefull and easy to understand book i have read so far.
http://www12.zippyshare.com/v/17o5eSP4/file.html
http://www12.zippyshare.com/v/17o5eSP4/file.html
Algebra is not hard pdf
This is a concise book of algebra made easy.
http://www12.zippyshare.com/v/17o5eSP4/file.html
http://www12.zippyshare.com/v/17o5eSP4/file.html
Monday, October 23, 2017
Top 20 Baliktad na Salita 2017
Reverse pronunciation of a filipino word first became popular in 70's thru the 80's, it somewhat lost its popularity in year 2000. Only street gang members are using them in the year 2000, but with social media, it found another level of popularity. here is my top 20 list.
Only in the Philippines - part 1
It is the only place on earth where...
1. Every street has a basketball court.
2. Even doctors, lawyers and engineers are unemployed.
3. ?Doctors study to become nurses for employment abroad.
4. ?Students pay more money than they will earn afterwards.
5. ?School is considered the second home and the mall considered the third.
6. ?Call-center employees earn more money than teachers and nurses.
7. ?Everyone has his personal ghost story and superstition.
8. ?Mountains like Makiling and Banahaw are considered holy places.
9. ?Everything can be forged.
10. All kinds of animals are edible.
11. Starbucks coffee is more expensive than gas.
12. Driving 4 kms can take as much as four hours.
13. Flyovers bring you from the freeway to the side streets.
14. Crossing the street involves running for your dear life.
15. The personal computer is mainly used for games and Friendster.
16. Where colonial mentality is dishonestly denied!
17. Where 4 a.m. is not even considered bedtime yet.
18. People can pay to defy the law.
19. Everything and everyone is spoofed.
20. Where even the poverty-stricken get to wear Ralph Lauren and Tommy Hilfiger (peke)!
21. The honking of car horns is a way of life.
22. Being called a bum is never offensive.
23. Floodwaters take up more than 90 percent of the streets during the rainy season.
24. Where everyone has a relative abroad who keeps them alive.
25. Where wearing your national colors make you baduy.
26. Where even the poverty-stricken have the latest cell phones. (GSM-galing sa magnanakaw)
27. Where insurance does not work.
28. Where water can only be classified as tap and dirty.
29. Clean water is for sale (35 pesos per gallon).
30. Where the government makes the people pray for miracles. (Amen to that!)
31. Where University of the Philippines is where all the smart people go.
32. Ateneo is where all the rich and smart people go.
33. La Salle is where all the very rich people go. they also offer scholarship with free allowance to smart students from public schools.
34. College of Saint Benilde is where all the excess students of La Salle go.
35. University of Asia and the Pacific is where all the rich people go. and like the La Salle they also offer scholarship with allowance to deserving students from public schools.
36. Fast food is a diet meal.
37. Traffic signs are merely suggestions, not regulations.
38. Where being mugged is normal and it happens to everyone.
39. Rodents are normal house pets.
40. The definition of traffic is the 'non-movement' of vehicles.
41. Where the fighter planes of the 1940s are used for military engagement and;
42. The new fighter planes are displayed in museums.
43. Where alcohol and cigarettes are a necessity; and where the lottery is a commodity.
44. Where soap operas tell the realities of life and where the news
provides the drama.
45. Where actors make the rules and where politicians provide the entertainment.
46. People can get away with stealing trillions of pesos but not a thousand.
47. Where being an hour late is still considered punctual (Grabe talaga 'to!)
48. Where the squatters have more to complain (even if they do not pay their tax)
- than those employed and have their tax automatically deducted from their salaries.
49. And where everyone wants to leave the country!
1. Every street has a basketball court.
2. Even doctors, lawyers and engineers are unemployed.
3. ?Doctors study to become nurses for employment abroad.
4. ?Students pay more money than they will earn afterwards.
5. ?School is considered the second home and the mall considered the third.
6. ?Call-center employees earn more money than teachers and nurses.
7. ?Everyone has his personal ghost story and superstition.
8. ?Mountains like Makiling and Banahaw are considered holy places.
9. ?Everything can be forged.
10. All kinds of animals are edible.
11. Starbucks coffee is more expensive than gas.
12. Driving 4 kms can take as much as four hours.
13. Flyovers bring you from the freeway to the side streets.
14. Crossing the street involves running for your dear life.
15. The personal computer is mainly used for games and Friendster.
16. Where colonial mentality is dishonestly denied!
17. Where 4 a.m. is not even considered bedtime yet.
18. People can pay to defy the law.
19. Everything and everyone is spoofed.
20. Where even the poverty-stricken get to wear Ralph Lauren and Tommy Hilfiger (peke)!
21. The honking of car horns is a way of life.
22. Being called a bum is never offensive.
23. Floodwaters take up more than 90 percent of the streets during the rainy season.
24. Where everyone has a relative abroad who keeps them alive.
25. Where wearing your national colors make you baduy.
26. Where even the poverty-stricken have the latest cell phones. (GSM-galing sa magnanakaw)
27. Where insurance does not work.
28. Where water can only be classified as tap and dirty.
29. Clean water is for sale (35 pesos per gallon).
30. Where the government makes the people pray for miracles. (Amen to that!)
31. Where University of the Philippines is where all the smart people go.
32. Ateneo is where all the rich and smart people go.
33. La Salle is where all the very rich people go. they also offer scholarship with free allowance to smart students from public schools.
34. College of Saint Benilde is where all the excess students of La Salle go.
35. University of Asia and the Pacific is where all the rich people go. and like the La Salle they also offer scholarship with allowance to deserving students from public schools.
36. Fast food is a diet meal.
37. Traffic signs are merely suggestions, not regulations.
38. Where being mugged is normal and it happens to everyone.
39. Rodents are normal house pets.
40. The definition of traffic is the 'non-movement' of vehicles.
41. Where the fighter planes of the 1940s are used for military engagement and;
42. The new fighter planes are displayed in museums.
43. Where alcohol and cigarettes are a necessity; and where the lottery is a commodity.
44. Where soap operas tell the realities of life and where the news
provides the drama.
45. Where actors make the rules and where politicians provide the entertainment.
46. People can get away with stealing trillions of pesos but not a thousand.
47. Where being an hour late is still considered punctual (Grabe talaga 'to!)
48. Where the squatters have more to complain (even if they do not pay their tax)
- than those employed and have their tax automatically deducted from their salaries.
49. And where everyone wants to leave the country!
Best Pinoy Jokes from the Past- Part 2
WEDDING STATUS: A newly married man saved his wife's # on his cellphone as 'MY LIFE.'
after 1yr of marriage he changed d name in the cellphone as to MY WIFE
after 2yrs, he changed d name in the cellphone as to HOME
after 5yrs of marriage, he changed d name in the cellphone as to HITLER
after 10yrs of marriage,he changed d name in the cellphone as to "WRONG NUMBER!"
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Lolo: Apo, magtago ka na, anjan na titser mo, alam niyang umabsent ka ngayon di ba?
Apo: Lo, magtago ka na rin kasi dinahilan kong patay ka na kaya ako umabsent
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Pinoy Joke #2
GRADUATION SPEECH NI INDAY:
A fleasance afternoon to all, to me, to you, we, they and everyone.
Tonight, I am graduation, and i am froud of me.
I invitation you all to eat our house because i know someday that I will eat your house too.
I will die 10 chickens, 7 girls and 3 boys t eat you all and I will ask my father to cook my mother.
I'm suring you will come because i'm graduation. thank you
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Kung ang mga COUPLES
ay magcecelebrate ng VALENTINES this month,
and mga SINGLES
ay iaadvance ang INDEPENDENCE DAY,
Kalayaan!
Kalayaan!
Kalayaan!
Kalayaan!...
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MAGHIHIGANTI
Anak: tay, andamot ng classmate ko
Tatay: bakit naman anak??
Anak: di kasi niya ako ininvite sa burol ng tatay niya eh. di ako nakakain ng tinapay.
Di ko din siya iiinvite sa burol mo tay ha? sana malapit na para makaganti ako!
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Sa isang sosyaling salon:
GRETCHEN: "I want my hair dyed jet black, cut it short, and then treat it with lots of Keratin extracts."
ALING DIONISIA: "I want my hair dyed GOLD, curl it to the fullest level, then implant 1 diamond at the tip of every strand."
Talbog si GRETCHEN..
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Husband leans over, made a wish and throws a coin.
Wife made a wish but leans too much, falls and drowns!
Husband : Hala! Ambilis naman matupad ng wish ko!
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PMA Cadet Training Ground
Pedro: Pare may tsimis na may bading dito sa dorm natin.
Juan: Huh! Sino?
Pedro: Sasabihin ko sa iyo pero kiss muna. (da moves )
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JINKY Pakyaw : Babe, ano ang password mo sa facebook at friendster?
MANNY Pakyaw : tweety-donaldduck@mickeymouse_bugsbunny
JINKY: Bakit ang haba naman?
MANNY: Eh sabi du’n, minimum of four characters, eh! Gosh! Ano ka ba, babe? Duh!
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isang gabi, may lalaking nasiraan na sasakyan sa isang liblib na bayan..
May ermitaryo sa puno ng balete at lumapit..dapat daw niyang bilhin ang dala nitong libro para umandar ang kotse nya. Napilitan syang bilhin ang libro sa halagang P1,000.oo
sabi ng matanda "huwag titignan ang huling pahina kung hindi magsisisi ka!"
Tapos biglang nawala ang matandatapos sabay andar ng kotse..
pagdating sa bahay di sya makatulog, kinuha nya ang libro, tinignan ang huling pahina...
ang nakasulat:
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P47.75
Sunday, October 22, 2017
Saturday, October 21, 2017
Wednesday, October 18, 2017
World's hardest easy problems (solution) - Elementary Geometry
These are some of the World's hardest easy problems in Geometry with solution.
World's Hardest easy problems- Elementary Geometry
These are some of world's hardest easy problems in Elementary Geometry, but it can be the easiest if you are good in elementary Geometry.
Tuesday, October 17, 2017
Algebra made Easy
Complete and concise Algebra book made easy to understand,
https://www.mediafire.com/file/b9lotbdpv4878dx/algebra%20isn%27t%20hard.pdf
https://www.mediafire.com/file/b9lotbdpv4878dx/algebra%20isn%27t%20hard.pdf
Wednesday, October 11, 2017
Share Elementary Algebra.pdf - 3 MB
This is the most useful algebra book i have read so far.
Share Elementary Algebra.pdf - 3 MB
Share Elementary Algebra.pdf - 3 MB
Monday, October 9, 2017
Pamahiin at Kasabihan
https://photos.app.goo.gl/olJ2dwAsD3lblJAj1Narito ang ilan sa mga tanyag at makabuluhang pamahiin at kasabihan ipinamana sa atin ng ating mga lolo at lola, at syempre ginawa ko itong medyo funny.
Bago ka pumuna ng uling ng iba, uling sa mukha mo'u pahirin muna.
(Bago mo punain ang uling sa mukha ng iba, kulangot sa ilong mo'y pahirin muna. hehehehe)
Ang pagsasabi ng tapat, ay pagsasama ng maluwat.
(Kapag ika'y nagsabi ng tapat, siguradong sa iyo'y may kikindat.)
Hindi lahat ng kumikinang ay ginto.
('yong iba nasobrahan lang sa gluta.)
Kung may isinuksok, may madudukot.
(Kung may isinuksok, may mandurukot.)
Habang maiksi ang kumot, matuto munang mamaluktot.
Habang maiksi ang kumot, wag kang kamot ng kamot.)
Ang tunay na kaibigan, nakikilala sa kagipitan.
(Ang tunay na kaibigan, laging nilalagyan ng laman ang iyong pianggan.)
Ang paala-ala ay mabisang gamot sa taong nakakalimot.
(Ang paala-ala ay mabisang gamot sa taong walang kadala-dala) (sa pagka-bigo.)
Huli man daw at magaling, naihahabol din.
(Huli man daw at magaling, ika'y mapapa-iling. Sayang magaling sana, ang kaso huli naman palagi.)
Bawat palayok ay may kasukat na suklob.
(Bawat palayok ay kulang sa taong hayok na hayok.)
Ang tao kapag mayaman marami ang kaibigan.
(Ang tao kapag mayaman may mapagsamantalang kaibigan.)
Ang lumalakad ng matulin, kung matinik ay malalim.
(Ang lumalakad ng matulin kung matinik as walastik.)
more to come....
https://photos.app.goo.gl/olJ2dwAsD3lblJAj1
Bago ka pumuna ng uling ng iba, uling sa mukha mo'u pahirin muna.
(Bago mo punain ang uling sa mukha ng iba, kulangot sa ilong mo'y pahirin muna. hehehehe)
Ang pagsasabi ng tapat, ay pagsasama ng maluwat.
(Kapag ika'y nagsabi ng tapat, siguradong sa iyo'y may kikindat.)
Hindi lahat ng kumikinang ay ginto.
('yong iba nasobrahan lang sa gluta.)
Kung may isinuksok, may madudukot.
(Kung may isinuksok, may mandurukot.)
Habang maiksi ang kumot, matuto munang mamaluktot.
Habang maiksi ang kumot, wag kang kamot ng kamot.)
Ang tunay na kaibigan, nakikilala sa kagipitan.
(Ang tunay na kaibigan, laging nilalagyan ng laman ang iyong pianggan.)
Ang paala-ala ay mabisang gamot sa taong nakakalimot.
(Ang paala-ala ay mabisang gamot sa taong walang kadala-dala) (sa pagka-bigo.)
Huli man daw at magaling, naihahabol din.
(Huli man daw at magaling, ika'y mapapa-iling. Sayang magaling sana, ang kaso huli naman palagi.)
Bawat palayok ay may kasukat na suklob.
(Bawat palayok ay kulang sa taong hayok na hayok.)
Ang tao kapag mayaman marami ang kaibigan.
(Ang tao kapag mayaman may mapagsamantalang kaibigan.)
Ang lumalakad ng matulin, kung matinik ay malalim.
(Ang lumalakad ng matulin kung matinik as walastik.)
more to come....
https://photos.app.goo.gl/olJ2dwAsD3lblJAj1
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